petak, 7. siječnja 2011.

5 malih trikova za spas života/ 5 small tricks to save your life

Bolesna sam, šmrkava već tjednima. Ništa ne pomaže. I tako, sva s maramicom stalno na nosu, naiđoh danas na 5 malih trikova u borbi protiv gripe. Ja bih zaista htjela upoznati osobe koje pišu 5 malih savjeta, 10 malih koraka, 30 stvari koje će vam promijeniti život/vratiti dečka/naći dečka/ izgubiti ćete željenih 15 kila.


Vele u ovih 5 malih savjeta da trebam : jesti-spavati -baviti se tjelovježbom- disati dobar zrak i na kraju oprati ruke. Ja bih sad provukla autora kroz moje sinuse, nek proba tjelovježbarit dok te glava boli od čistog, vlažnog zraka koji udišeš, nakon 8 sata sna u kojem se budiš jer ne možeš disati jer si začepljen.
To mi nije bilo dosta, pa sam krenula klikati na ostale zbirne savjete o svemu i svačemu. Saznala sam da muškarci lažu triput dnevno, saznala sam kako se laže kad se ne dolazi na posao( izgleda da sve boli trbuh). No što je onda s onima koje stvarno boli trbuh? Oni pretpostavljam da kažu da ih boli zub.
Kako se netko sjetio na taj način popuniti prazan prostor portala/časopisa koji uređuje?
Ako ste umorni, ovo je savjet za odmor mozga:
Budite kreativniRadite stvari koje nisu rutinske, izađite iz svakodnevne rutine i pogledajte stvari iz drugog kuta.
Volite li čitati krimiće, pokušajte promijeniti žanr ili pak skuhajte nešto novo što još niste probali, bez recepta!

Kad ste u velikoj gužvi, imate sto stvari za napraviti, nervozni ste i ispadaju vam stvari iz ruke, vi ne berite brige. Uzmite onu veliku kuharicu što ste dobili za prošli Božić, onu s egzotičnim jelima, i umjesto gulaša za večeru lijepo napravite nešto što ne znate ni prepoznati na tržnici. budite kreativni!
Već vidim jedan primjerak koji, u pokušaju odmaranja mozga,  u vrijeme večere na obiteljski stol donosi nešto u brdo malih zdjelica, otac obitelji i podmladak šute za stolom i zure u majku, ne usuđujući zucnuti, jer svi primjećuju ludi sjaj u njenim očima, dok ona donosi sol i papar i govori: ovo vam je klasični obrok iz bogtepitakojezemlje, htjela sam uvesti nešto novo u našu prehranu, a time sam odmah odmorila svoj mozak, tako vele u onom mom časopisu. jel vidite kako sam odma bolje? Ostatak familije pokušava večerati, ne znaju jede li se ovo žlicom ili vilicom, ali šute i kusaju, šta će. Na kraju večere muž bojažljivo traži da pogleda malo taj časopis, čisto da vidi šta im se još sprema od novosti u životu.
Zanima me ima li itko da mu je 5 malih savjeta zaista pomoglo.


English: 5 small tricks that will save your life

I've been ill for weeks now. Nothing is helping me. And so, while sneezing, today I found 5 little tricks for saving your life. I would really like to meet a person who writes such 5 little triks, 10 small steps, 30 things that will help you change your life/ bring back your boyfriend/ find a boyfriend/ loose 15 pounds.

These 5 tricks say I should: eat- sleep- exercise- breathe( good air) and wash my hands at the end. I wish the author of these tricks could step into my body right now and try to breathe while having the headache; everything hurts in my body, and you can't really exercise because you can't breathe and the air in your nose hurts you.
After the 5 tricks, I started clicking on other advices from this website. This is what I have found out:
Men lie 3 times a day. I now know how to lie when you don't want to go to work( it seems everyone has a tummyache). But, what happens then to those who really do have a tummyache? I suppose they say they have a toothache.
How did it happen that such advices became a normal part of the websites and magazines?
If you are tired, this is a way to relax your brain:
Be creative! Do something out of your routine, look at things from a different angle! try to read something different. If you cook, try something new, without a recipe! When you're in a biig rush, you have so many things to deal with, you're nervous, things are falling out of your hands- don't worry. Just take that cookbook you got last Xmass, the one with exotic recipes, and instead of a stew just cook something you can't can recognize in the food store. Be creative! Oh, I can see an example where someone, while relaxing the brain, brings many strange things on the dinner table, father and children staring at the mother and not saying a word, because they see the crazy look in her eyes. She can say then: Look, this is a traditional dinner in who-knows-what-country, I wanted you to try something new- my magazine says it's a good way to relax my brain. Can you see how better I am?
 The rest of the family says nothing, they don't know should they eat it with a spoon or fork. At the end of the dinner, husband goes trough this magazine, just to check what's next in their lives.
I wonder if  these 5 small tricks have helped anyone.

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